Dear Road Biker Guy!
I'm writing this letter to ask you why you hate me and my style so much,when I pass you up from the right I always say excuse me and when I notice you up ahead I always catch up to greet you.You look at me and my bike noticing there's no levers for brakes,there is only one gear on both front and back,That I never stop peddling and yet half the time I'm riding with my head phones on jamming to some cool dub or drum n bass smiling away.Instead of saying Hello back to me you look in discussed and think its stupid that I might ride one wheel or 2 doing about 35 mph in my normal styled gear,long hair, sunnies headphones with my cool kicks in my toe straps.Relax
and chill its not a race its a lifestyle and I'm not going anywhere except forward faster and faster and no need for brakes because there's no one to stop me for I am all Fixie no brakes all style so get used to it and next time you see me smile cause I'll be smiling.
THINK ABOUT IT EVERY FRICKEN DAY I ROLL THE STREETS HERE IN OC I GET AT LEAST ONE ROAD BIKER GUY WITH THIS SAME LAME ATTITUDE ON HOW I ROLL AND I JUST WANTED SOME OF YOU TO THINK ABOUT IT NEXT TIME YOU GET THE SAME TUDE JUST SMILE CAUSE YOUR NOT THE LAME ONE.
Thanks for taking the time to read this!
DARK WING DUCK